Performance Review Chart

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Performance Factors	Far Exceeds Job Requirements	Exceeds Job Requirements	Meets Job Requirements	Needs Some Improvements	Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements
Quality	Leaps tall buildings with a single bound	Must take a running start to leap over tall buildings	Can leap over short buildings only	Crashes into buildings when attempting to jum over them	Cannot recognize buildings at all
Timeliness	Is faster than a speeding bullet	Is as fast as a speeding bullet	Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet	Would you believe a slow bullet?	Wounds himself with bullets when attempting to shoot
Initiative	Is stronger than a locomotive	Is stronger than a bull-elephant	Is stronger than a bull	Shoots the bull	Smells like a bull
Adaptability	Walks on water consistently	Walks on water in emergencies	Washes with water	Drinks water	Passes water in emergencies
Communication	Talks with G-d	Talks with the angels	Talks to himself	Argues with himself	Loses these arguments